US Masters Rumours...

Live from Augusta - the latest rumours circulating around Georgia's Plantations.........

• Tiger Woods has refused to play in the par three contest in case he wins and jinxes himself for main tournie.
• Masters officials deny claims of massive betting scam involving Craig Stadler after chief buyer seen in local gentleman's outfitters sourcing XXXL green jacket.
• Dusting Johnson asked to withdraw from Masters after claiming Romney Marsh Rugby Club's First 15 pitch run smoother than Augusta's greens.
• Latest official stimpmeter readings.....Augusta - Fiery Fast
• Chariman Mao shoots 58 in practise round.
• Keegan Bradley kicks off after losing $500 at skins to Corbin Mills (who???)
• Paul Lawrie kicks off after losing 5p in locker room
• Kevin Na kicks off 

Disclaimer - some of the above rumours may actually be true.