The Punt - O Macaco's Nag Sabatical

Now, see if I'd googled "KING + BUDGIE + SMUGGLER" I could just about understand why I was presented with this dodgy mugshot of The Hoff, but the search was "SLOW + HORSE".  Go figure!!!

Anyway, after another battering in the WGC Cadillac, O Macaco has taken a sabbatical from the world of golf and taken up the reigns of the sport of kings - Horse Racing and the Cheltenham Festival.  In order to provide my fellow golfing primates with the best inside information, I've called in a jungle favour from Uncle Roy the Crab-eating Macaque.  His advice - get your spider crabs on HARD TO SWALLOW eachway in the Pertemps on Thursday.  You should get 25-1. 
Right, I'm off to watch a re-run of Knight Rider!!!!