Having both N/R'd in the Seniors Open Betty and Agnes are standing outside the Clubhouse, having a smoke, when it starts to rain. Betty reaches into her pocket and pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Agnes: What in the hell is that?
Betty: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Agnes: Where did you get it?
Betty: You can get them doon at the chemists.
The next day, Agnes hobbles into the local chemists shop and announces,
to the wee lassie behind the counter, that she wants a big box of condoms.
The wee lassie, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is after all, well over 70 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of
condom she prefers.
'Does'nae matter hen, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The lassie fainted.
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