Tuesday 14 February 2012

The Punt - O Macaco's Golfing Gamble 3

Last Week...
And the Oscar nominations in the category of "most disappointing performance by something French".....my insipid green Peugeot 407 wobbling up and down the A9 like a badly set blancmange.........French referee Romain Poite disallowing a Scottish try without going to video replay...........JB Gonnett for his pitiful performance in Dubai...oh hang on JP DQ'd on a technicality - he never made it to the weekend!!!!!
Fortunately in the USA Dustin "Dustybin" Johnson managed to birdy the last hole to sneak into joint 5th place to earn a return for O Macaco!


European Tour...
As the European Tour heads south to the sub-continent for the Avantha Masters in India many of the bigger names have decided to take a break leaving journeymen, new boys, money grabbers and locals the chance to cash in.  And with the names like Namchok Tantipokhakul, Panuphol Pittayarat and Pariya Junhasavasdikul filling in a beting slip could prove a tad tricky!!  O Macaco might just stear clear of this one, but if you really push my monkey nuts I'm gonna have to plump for homeboy and India's number one ranked golfer Jeev "milky milky puts soooo silky" Milkha Singh, but don't go bettin too many bananas!




US Tour...
Meanwhile the US continue their West Coast swing with the Northern Trust Open in California.  Big Phil and Pod are in the field again after good showings last week, but Tiger's off licking his wounds after a final round 3 jab blow up.  And with plenty of other big names in the field, O Macaco has picked out one of the tours up and coming stars...Kevin Na.  5th here last year and 3 last week it time to get your each-way coconuts on the fiesty youngster at 40-1. 










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