O Macaco's World Matchplay Update

Right sportsfans - couldn't find a frog to lick so I had to settle for a sook on one of bertie's liquorice allsorts!  And the result is a mixed bag of wee first round bets for your consideration...



Favourite Foursome: Top four in the world to progress? Donlad, McIlroy, Westwood and Kaymer to win @ 7/2.  A safe-ish bet but Luke Donald could have his work cut out against matchplay veteran Ernie Els.
Long Iron Long Shot: Four of our less fancied slappers to make their mark? Ishikawa to capitalise on a Haas hangover, Rockin' Robbie Rock to skin an under prepared Adam Scott, Scotland's long lost son, KJ Choi......you didn't know KJ stood for King Jock did you!!!? to take a cut Kyle Stanley-knife and Ben Crane to tame wild leftie Bubba (Bubba) Watson.  You should get over 20-1 for this cheeky bet.
Spank the Yanks: Watch the home fans groan? (beats shouting gerrrrin the hoooole! - door-handle equestrians!!!!) Hanson, Ogilvy, Manassero and Schwartzel to teach them flag totin' good ole boys a lesson! 16-1
Major Success: All four reigning major champs to open their bags and show their class? Schwartzel, McIlroy, Clarke and Keeeeegan Bradley (incidentally - there really is only one Keegan - Liverpool's King Kevin!!! Bradley - change your name to a proper first name you puppet!!!)  Anyway you'll get 11-1 for this piece of open mastery!